The Holi Vengeance

Chairman: Where is the secretary? Why is he late every day?

Exam Controller: sir, he is a man with lot of responsibilities, lots of work at home. He comes to office only to escape the work at home.

Chairman: I too work at home. I cook, clean, wash my wives clothes, iron them. Give her bed tea, prepare breakfasts, serve breakfast. Still I manage to reach office in time.

Exam Controller: sir, his In-laws are staying at his place for a few days. His workload has doubled. He bribed his way into this job with the dowdy money he go from his in laws. He owes it to them, sir.

Chairman: OK, let’s start without him. Did the Sweeper Ram Singh’s boy prepare the Exam routine?

Exam Controller: yes, sir he did. He is very smart for a 16 year old. He even typed out a printed copy from the computer machine. children are so brilliant these days.

Chairman: But tell him not to leak the routine to his friends before we announce it officially. Last time we gave his father some papers to check, it ended up as cow fodder. Even worse, the press reporters found it out. Made us look so bad.

Exam Controller: No no sir, that was the watchman Yadav’s doing.

 Greedy fellow sold all the papers to the kabadi wala without checking even. By accident it landed in the hands of the reporter, pure bad luck sir.

Chairman: Enough of your ranting. Give me the copy of the routine. I will put my signature and seal. And be done with it for this year.

Exam Controller: it’s with the accounts officer sir, I gave him to make Xerox copies for everyone, since he has all the money.

Accounts Officer: No sir, I have no paper with me. Save paper save trees. Also, save plants sir. I love plants they are wonderful. Such heavenly pleasure they give.

Chairman: you are smoking a joint in here? And Why is you joint so big?  Ohh my God…Did roll up the Exam routine into a joint?

Exam Controller: yes, sir I think he did. I can see the economics exam dates near the filter.

Chairman: you moron, what have you done. Now we will have to make a new routine ourselves, So much work. I just cannot handle the pressure. Pass me the joint immediately; I need to think.

After a three rounds of ‘Joint’

 Chairman: What do these little Buggers think, Giving exams every year. They think they are better than us. Every year they have to appear for exam, year after year, year after year. We get no breaks.

Accounts officer: true sir, no breaks. Must have break…Or I will break.

Chairman: They have been screwing with our happiness for so long. This time we will show the Buggers who’s the Big Boss. Chairman, What is the toughest paper according to students?

Exam Controller: Math’s  sir.

Chairman: And do we have any festival during exam time, find out a big festival…bigger the better.

Exam Controller: Holi, sir. This year Holi is in March, Kids love to play Holi. They absolutely love it.

Chairman: Good, Put math’s exam on the day of Holi.

 (Evil Grin) This Holi Day no Holiday. Take that you little buggers.