To keep my blog happy and just to be relevant to the title I dedicate my first ever blog post to all the honkers of the Universe. Whether you ride a Luna or a star trek space ship you must have honked at some one at some point in your life (or Boinked someone, if not what are you doing here? Get the hell out… this is a mature blog) And my special salute to the honkers of Silchar, Hats off to you guys coz you are awesome! This is because the Honkers of Silchar seem to have found the ultimate secret that honking is not a need but a pleasure in itself. It is so much fun to blow the ear drums out of the passers by who in the midst of clouds of dust is trying hard not to fall into one of the open culverts while you sit in your air conditioned cocoon of steel try to make the guy shit his pants with your Horn…ah that feeling, truly divine.
There are several forms of honking which I shall explain in great depth my forth coming book “The Punk Who Sold His Horn” (make sure you get a copy) …more on that later. In Silchar Honking can be a very pleasurable pass time. The other day I was struck in traffic and I noticed the insane amount of Honking that goes on, the guy in front of me was the winner of them all. It was almost as if he was trying to blow the traffic away with the sheer decibel power of his horn.
You must be wondering by now if I am one of the Honkers? The answer to that would be a “No” with a lot of pleasure, but sometimes when I curse the Honkers or give them the finger, I get Honked down by the guy with a big Horn. So this new year I have planned to get myself the biggest and loudest horn I can find and I am gonna carry it around and Honk down the people who Honk at me. I too want to taste the pleasure of Honking :P (also check out my new DVD “The pedestrians Revenge” now in stores)
